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Parents Speak Out: Vaccinations

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Parents Speak Out: Vaccinations

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A new study reveals that whooping cough has returned as parents skip their children’s vaccines.  What are your thoughts on vaccinations?

Jim Anderson, Father and Forklift Operator

“*COUGHHHHHH* *COUGH* *cough* *ATCHOOOOOO!* HRRRkkkkpptgrmbmngmngmngmngmngrrrr.”


Silda Wall Spitzer, Mother of Three and Former First Lady of New York

“I am a strong advocate of mandating Hepatitis vaccinations for politicians.”

Carolyn Jeffs, Mother of Five

“Whooping cough?  That sounds just terrible.  It would be a real shame if my husband’s other wives ‘happened’ to come down with it.”

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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