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McDonald’s Happy Meals: Now Ribbed for Your Pleasure

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McDonald’s Happy Meals: Now Ribbed for Your Pleasure

A seven-year-old girl found an unexpected “treat” in her Happy Meal at a McDonald’s in Switzerland:  a condom.  Yum!

No word on whether it was supersized.

Fribourg state police said the mother called them after the girl discovered the condom among her French Fries.  Hopefully, the young lass didn’t mistake it for a balloon.

Police said Monday they were investigating how the condom poked its way into the Happy Meal, adding that they were conducting an ultra-sensitive analysis to determine if the condom posed a health risk.  Or if it simply increased the meal’s protein value.
In the meantime, McDonald’s marketing team is considering re-branding the menu option as a “Happy Ending Meal.”

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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