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End-of-Week News Deliveries: Delivering Babies via Google; Singing About Smug Pregnant Chicks; Envying Rebecca Romijn

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End-of-Week News Deliveries: Delivering Babies via Google; Singing About Smug Pregnant Chicks; Envying Rebecca Romijn

Google and YouTube helps man deliver his wife’s baby.   Next, people will try performing open heart surgery based on helpful Twitter updates.  [BBC]

Christina Aguilera discusses how becoming a mother has changed how she views herself — but, clearly, not how she, uh, “liberally” applies makeup.   [CelebWarship]

A mom discusses how good it feels to call her toddler certain four-letter names once in a while.  And, no, that name is not “dear.”  [Teeny Manolo]

That time in the tabloid news cycle again:  Jennifer Aniston ready to adopt a baby boy!  [popbytes]

Pregnant Women Are Smug,” a catchy song by two ladies who ain’t buying the “beautiful pregnancy glow” thang.  [YouTube]

Cranky neighbors file court papers against 4-year-old, wanting to restrict him to his home and driveway for fear he “might come out with a firearm at any time.”  Archie Bunker approves.  [10News]

How Rebecca Romijn quickly shed 60 lbs. after having the twins with no exercise.  All due to BREASTFEEDING, of course!  Nothing to do with her supermodel genes, I’m sure.  [People]

Proms, dates, graduations canceled because of swine flu.  In happier news, teenage pregnancy rates expected to decline! [CNN]

Don’t forget to enter this week’s “Caption This” contest, complete with prizes.  (Ooohhh, la la.)  [TLS]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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