End-of-Week News Deliveries: Delivering Babies via Google; Singing About Smug Pregnant Chicks; Envying Rebecca Romijn

Google and YouTube helps man deliver his wife’s baby.   Next, people will try performing open heart surgery based on helpful Twitter updates.  [BBC]

Christina Aguilera discusses how becoming a mother has changed how she views herself — but, clearly, not how she, uh, “liberally” applies makeup.   [CelebWarship]

A mom discusses how good it feels to call her toddler certain four-letter names once in a while.  And, no, that name is not “dear.”  [Teeny Manolo]

That time in the tabloid news cycle again:  Jennifer Aniston ready to adopt a baby boy!  [popbytes]

“Pregnant Women Are Smug,” a catchy song by two ladies who ain’t buying the “beautiful pregnancy glow” thang.  [YouTube]

Cranky neighbors file court papers against 4-year-old, wanting to restrict him to his home and driveway for fear he “might come out with a firearm at any time.”  Archie Bunker approves.  [10News]

How Rebecca Romijn quickly shed 60 lbs. after having the twins with no exercise.  All due to BREASTFEEDING, of course!  Nothing to do with her supermodel genes, I’m sure.  [People]

Proms, dates, graduations canceled because of swine flu.  In happier news, teenage pregnancy rates expected to decline! [CNN]

Don’t forget to enter this week’s “Caption This” contest, complete with prizes.  (Ooohhh, la la.)  [TLS]