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Ugly Betty’s Ana Ortiz Gets Unexpected Pregnancy Gift: Psychic Powers


Ugly Betty’s Ana Ortiz Gets Unexpected Pregnancy Gift: Psychic Powers

Ana Ortiz

Ugly Betty star Ana Ortiz — who’s due around the same time that I am, in late July — claims pregnancy has blessed her with more than nausea and swollen ankles; she also has psychic powers now.

“Before I found out I was having a girl I dreamt that I was having a girl,” Ana, 38, revealed at the Point Honors gala in New York City Monday.  “I even dreamt what her name was, so I guess that name should be her real name.”

Given that I dreamed that I gave birth to a 30-lb. talking baby, I really hope I do NOT have psychic powers.

Ana remained mum on the baby’s name –- very wise — except for laughing,  “It’s going to be Watermelon.”  No word on whether her daughter will be of the seedless variety.

Wait — I AM getting a premonition!  I’m going to be hungry for a bowl of Frosted Flakes… and have to urinate every ten minutes… today…

Well, whaddya know?  Check, and check!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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