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Deep Thoughts by Ana Ortiz


Deep Thoughts by Ana Ortiz

Due at the end of July

Due with a girl at the end of July (sounds familiar)

“‘Smile?’  Yeah, YOU try smiling, buddy, when your feet are swollen and your bladder feels even fuller than the hair on Alec Baldwin’s back!”

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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