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Happy Birthday, Suri Cruise!


Happy Birthday, Suri Cruise!

Important celebrity spawn update:  Although Suri Cruise’s birthday is not until tomorrow, the little fashionista already celebrated the big 3 with a small gathering of friends and family at home in L.A. Thursday afternoon.

Tom and Katie reportedly planned a princess-themed party for Suri (Miss Cruise if you’re nasty), which included a cake featuring Belle from “Beauty and the Beast” and a treasure hunt… where Suri probably hunted for a mini-Escalade and an American Express Black Card so she can make a killing at Baby Burberry.  Because that’s how Suri rolls.

Never fear about getting older, Suri!  Three is the new two.  Or so I read in Kiddie Cosmo.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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