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A very important “female hairiness health warning.”  Hmmm… from what I can see, must be a full moon.  [BBC]

Angelina Jolie pregnant again?  In related news, experts say the Brangelina household is expected to be right behind China in total population.  [popbytes]

Jenna Jameson posts a picture of herself in a bikini one month after giving birth.  Flat stomach and flat chest — just like all other new mothers!  Totally natural.  [CelebWarship]

Sign of the Apocalypse:  Gwen Stefani‘s mother-in-law praises the paparazzi.  [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Octomom trademarks her name for line of baby clothes.  Free turkey baster with every purchase!  [ABC News]

Nicole Richie auctioning off Harlow’s clothes for a good cause.  Unfortunately, that cause isn’t the Candy Junior Wardrobe Foundation.  [Socialite Life]

A new book, “The Sex-Starved Marriage,” claims one in 20 couples are having sex less than once a month.  Wow, that’s unbelievable!  That often?!  Really?  [Tribune]


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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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