Celebrity Spawn
Deep Thoughts by Kal-El Cage
“I know, I know… I’m trying not to stare at the roadkill on Daddy’s head, too.”

“I know, I know… I’m trying not to stare at the roadkill on Daddy’s head, too.”
“What’s a baby gotta do to get some shades around here?” Ford thinks. “The glare from...
“We’re in the most exciting city in the world and we’re taking a freakin’ carriage ride? ...
Awwww. Must be “Take Your Kids to Work” day at American Idol. Wonder if Seacrest brought...
Oh, Suri. You’re almost five years old. Five! Old enough to know you’re doing it ALL...
“Huh. Maybe wearing my $700 suede boots in this sand wasn’t the best idea I’ve ever...