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Relationship Obituaries: Mel Gibson and His Wife Robyn


Relationship Obituaries: Mel Gibson and His Wife Robyn

After 28 years of marriage, seven kids and way too many “Lethal Weapon” movies, Mel Gibson’s wife Robyn has finally pulled the plug on the whole shebang and filed for divorce.

In the papers — signed April 9 — she cites the ever-popular “irreconcilable differences.”  Which is legalese for “I’m tired of him drunkenly ogling women’s Sugar Tits.

A rep for Mel released this statement:

“Throughout our marriage and separation we have always strived to maintain the privacy and integrity of our family and will continue to do so.”

Robyn — who split from Mel nearly three years ago around the time of his infamous DUI arrest — wisely never signed a pre-nup and stands to get 50 percent of his $900 million fortune.


Radar claims Mel’s new lady “friend” was the straw that broke the more-than-patient camel’s back.

Well, that, and the fact she finally saw his work in “Bird on a Wire.”  Enough to doom any relationship.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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