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The Stork Visits Trista and Ryan Sutter

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The Stork Visits Trista and Ryan Sutter

Reality “stars” Trista and Ryan Sutter have welcomed their second child, a baby girl named Blakesley Grace, in their current hometown of Colorado.

Blakesley.  Hmmmm… sounds like a drunkard slurring “Blake Lee” after a few too many vodka tonics.

“She’s healthy. Everything is really good,” an “exhausted” Trista told Life & Style.  Because almost ALL new mothers call tabloids from their hospital beds.

The newest member of the Sutter family arrived by Caesarean section weighing 6 pounds, 2 ounces and measuring 19 inches.  The former “Bachelorette” tells Life & Style that with two healthy children, this will be the last child for the couple. Trista says she plans to get the Essure permanent birth control procedure.

No word, however, on how much she got paid for that product endorsement.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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