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Today’s Pearl of Wisdom for a “Healthy Pregnancy Diet”

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Today’s Pearl of Wisdom for a “Healthy Pregnancy Diet”

From the March of Dimes Web site:

“Never eat nonfood items like clay, paraffin wax or coffee grounds while pregnant.  Eating these things can cause problems for you and your baby.”

Damn! There goes the terra cotta casserole and chunky candle stew I was going to make for dinner.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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