“Back off, woman! I haven’t had all my vaccination shots yet.”
“Holy crap, the Knicks actually WON?!”
“I am SO glad Mom’s not pulling a ‘Michael Jackson‘ right now.”
“The Bugaboo? Pssshhh. Those are for babies. I’m gettin’ MYSELF a Ferrari, y’all!”
“These photographer guys are even more annoying than Barney, Mom!”
“Um, Mom…? You told me EVERYONE here would be wearing bear ears.”
“I TOLD you, Dad — doesn’t matter HOW much you kiss up to me, I’m not...
“Aw, Mom. You’re totally ruining my bad-ass chick rep with the sandbox posse!”
Sunday Rose is probably wondering if ALL kids have their own personal umbrella holder — and,...
“Watch the hands, old man! Your fake bake residue is gonna ruin my sweet jacket.”