“Enough with the baby talk. You sound like an idiot.” [Photo source: Unknown. Mysteriously so.]
“I can’t believe I fell for the cat’s your-bone-is-in-the-stockpot prank AGAIN.”
LEFT: Actor and former rodeo rider Wilford Brimley RIGHT: The Laughing Stork co-chairman and professional napper...
My favorite part is the lazy-slash-smart puppy watching from a safe distance. He’s all, “I’ll supervise! ...
“No, I am not surfing for doggy porn. Even worse: I am still using MySpace.”
“What’s one more?” Mama Kitty thought to herself, resigned.
Yeah, this pretty much sums up what having a baby does to a marriage.
“Fetch your own damn beer.”
“Yeah, get your chuckles now. But you won’t be laughing when I start crowing at 3AM.”
An important follow-up to yesterday’s somber Easter tribute, “Doggies in Bonnets,” celebrating KITTIES IN BONNETS! (And...