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The Laughing Stork Uncovers Why the Aston Martin Stroller is So Freakin’ Expensive

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The Laughing Stork Uncovers Why the Aston Martin Stroller is So Freakin’ Expensive

British sports car-maker Aston Martin has rolled out the latest in high-end baby gear nonsense:  a limited edition $3000 stroller.   “Premium” features include a winter footmuff with windproof performance fabrics, detachable baby carrier, sun shade and rain shield, and a folding, detachable shopping basket — you know, pretty much standard features on most any stroller costing several hundred dollars. Except for the shopping basket, perhaps…although, for that kind of money, I’d rather just throw my milk and cheese on top of the baby.  Or in the basket provided for free by the store.

So why does the Aston Martin stroller cost so much money?  Well, The Laughing Stork’s cracker jack investigative team has an uncovered an ad revealing benefits way beyond “windproof performance fabrics”…

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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