First Elmo, then Barney and now THIS: The 56-year-old man who was the voice of Charlie Brown in many of the “Peanuts” television shows has been charged with stalking and threatening his former girlfriend, as well as the plastic surgeon who gave her a breast enhancement that he paid for before the relationship ended. (An all-around lovely story, I know.)
Puns and jokes you can use when sharing this story with friends include:
- Good grief!
- …And yet Lucy got away with stalking Schroeder for YEARS!
- That’s what he gets for being so snoopy.
- What the judge will hear when he enters his “not guilty” plea: Wah wah wah.
- I wonder if his cell looks like a Pig-Pen?
- WHAT A BLOCKHEAD.
Thanks, folks. I’ll be here all night.