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Husband of the Year So Far: Man “Trying to Wow Wife with Housework Irons His Own Face”

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Husband of the Year So Far: Man “Trying to Wow Wife with Housework Irons His Own Face”

This one’s a framer.

If I’ve heard this story once, I’ve heard it a million times:  Man irons clothes.  Man hears phone ring.  Man presses iron to ear.

“Hello?  Oh, #%&@!”

According to the bastion of hard-hitting journalism, The Sun, Tomas Paczkowski of Poland (*RESISTING URGE TO MAKE EASY POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKE HERE*) wanted to show his wife that he was just as good around the house as she was.  The Einstein of Housework tells the paper that:

“Women are always going on about multi-tasking, so I set up the iron, opened a beer and put the boxing on the telly.  Trouble was, I got so involved in the boxing that I wasn’t really thinking about what I was doing.  So when the phone rang I picked up the iron by mistake and pressed it to my ear.”

But wait!  It gets even more Three’s Company-esque.  The paper states:

“Tomas then added insult to injury when he ran to the bathroom to put cold water on the burn only to run into the door,” giving him a black eye.  Medics say he will make a full recovery, but is off housework duty for now.

Hmpf.  The lengths some men will go to, I tell ya, just to get out of some lousy housework.  On the bright side, the left side of Tomas’ face is totally wrinkle-free!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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