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In the News: Company Launches the “Baby Mop”

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In the News: Company Launches the “Baby Mop”

Yes, it’s an infant bodysuit designed to clean your floor.  And, yes, it’s for realz.

I, for one, think it’s awesome.  Finally put those babies to work and make them earn their keep, I say!  Other household products I’m waiting for:

  • The Cat-uum:  tie a little vacuum on the cats so that when they chase each other up and down the stairs like loons, they at least pick up some fuzz balls along the way
  • The Double-Sided Toddler Mop:  similar concept as the baby mop, only with the brush on both sides of the bodysuit to take advantage of rolling-around-on-the-floor temper tantrums
  • The Husband Roller:  roll the husband in sticky paper so that when he’s all over me and trying to get a piece, he is successfully removing the lint from my clothes
  • The Preschooler Floor Scrubber/Polisher:  slap some cleaner on those little feet while they run, hop and dance all over the house NONSTOP
  • The Neighbor in the Trashcan:  that’s it — I just have one really rude neighbor I’d enjoy seeing stuffed in the trashcan

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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