We’ve already established why my three-year-old would rock this election season as a presidential candidate; if you’re not totally convinced, however, here are some more reasons why you should consider voting for this country’s dream team of a ticket — my three-year-old daughter and 16-month-old son — at the booth today:
5. Three-year-old is already adept at frequently flip-flopping on important domestic issues:
4. 16-month-old is a pro at spewing a bunch of sh*t:
3. Three-year-old has iron-clad budget plan:
2. 16-month-old is always up for that “3AM phone call“:
1. Even when they’re frustrating us by breaking promises and ignoring popular opinion…
…At least they’re cute while doing so.