ENTERTAINMENT: The “Honey Boo Boo” Clan Gets a Huge Raise from TLC
Couple this news with the fact that SAT reading scores are nearly at an all-time low, the future of our country has never seemed brighter!
HEALTH: Pub Sells Pregnancy Tests to Patrons in Effort to Curb Birth Defects
Liver defects, however, are wholeheartedly encouraged.
HOME: Increasing Number of Kids Mistaking Detergent Capsules for Tasty Candy
On the bright side, children’s digestive systems have never been more spotless.
FOOD: Study Ranks “10 Worst” Kids’ Cereals for Sugar
Categories include “Sugary,” “REALLY Sugary” and “Just Stick a Sugar I.V. in My Kid Already.”
CELEBRITY: Drew Barrymore and Will Kopelman Welcome a Baby Girl Named Olive Barrymore Kopelman
No doubt named after the inspiration for her conception: a martini and olive.