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News Roundup: “Honey Boo Boo” Gets More Dollas To Make Her Holla & Drew Barrymore Has a Girl Named…

ENTERTAINMENT:  The “Honey Boo Boo” Clan Gets a Huge Raise from TLC
Couple this news with the fact that SAT reading scores are nearly at an all-time low, the future of our country has never seemed brighter!

HEALTH:  Pub Sells Pregnancy Tests to Patrons in Effort to Curb Birth Defects
Liver defects, however, are wholeheartedly encouraged.

HOME:  Increasing Number of Kids Mistaking Detergent Capsules for Tasty Candy
On the bright side, children’s digestive systems have never been more spotless.

FOOD: Study Ranks “10 Worst” Kids’ Cereals for Sugar
Categories include “Sugary,” “REALLY Sugary” and “Just Stick a Sugar I.V. in My Kid Already.”

CELEBRITY:  Drew Barrymore and Will Kopelman Welcome a Baby Girl Named Olive Barrymore Kopelman
No doubt named after the inspiration for her conception:  a martini and olive.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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