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5 Ways Kristin Cavallari Could Have Been More Catty About Nick Lachey’s Baby Name


5 Ways Kristin Cavallari Could Have Been More Catty About Nick Lachey’s Baby Name

New mom Kristin Cavallari got a lot of slack when she Tweeted about ex-boyfriend Nick Lachey choosing the same name for his newborn son: “Apparently Camden is a popular name!”  And then backpedaled: “By the way that wasn’t a bitchy tweet at all.  I obviously love the name and I’m glad other people do too.”

Yeah.  Mmm-hmmm.

But, hey, she could have been much bitchier about it.  In fact, here are five ways Kristin could have been more catty about Nick using the same baby name:

5.  She could have taken a page from E!’s Fashion Police and declared, “BITCH STOLE MY NAME!”

4.  She could have suggested that Nick’s baby name is just like his old boy band:  a copycat.

3.  She could have Tweeted side-by-side pictures of the babies and asked, “Who wears the name best?”

2.  She could have sent Nick a baby name book with the note:  “In case you didn’t know, there ARE 9,999 other names.”

1.  She could have said, “Apparently, Vanessa likes to take ALL of my sloppy seconds.” (Oh, SNAP.)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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