JERSEY BOY: Snooki introduces baby Lorenzo
As Lorenzo thinks, “If I keep my eyes closed like this, I can pretend I’m not wearing this cheesy outfit!”
OOPS: Jessica Simpson says: “I didn’t realize [the weight] didn’t all come off with the baby.”
Yeah, okay. Some women have “Mommy Brain.” She has “Jessica Brain.”
JUST HOW ALEC ROLLS: Ireland Baldwin shrugs off her dad’s infamous voice-mail, explaining that “he’s said stuff like that before.”
Oh, no worries, just dad calling me a “pig” again, LOL!
FROM “MOM” TO “SUPPRESSIVE PERSON”: Report claims the Church of Scientology turned Nicole Kidman’s children against her
In other words, a family-friendly organization!