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The Family Dish: Jessica Simpson Suffers from “Jessica Brain” and Ireland Baldwin Used to Her Dad’s Rage

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The Family Dish: Jessica Simpson Suffers from “Jessica Brain” and Ireland Baldwin Used to Her Dad’s Rage

JERSEY BOY:  Snooki introduces baby Lorenzo
As Lorenzo thinks, “If I keep my eyes closed like this, I can pretend I’m not wearing this cheesy outfit!”

OOPS:  Jessica Simpson says: “I didn’t realize [the weight] didn’t all come off with the baby.”
Yeah, okay.  Some women have “Mommy Brain.”  She has “Jessica Brain.”

JUST HOW ALEC ROLLS:  Ireland Baldwin shrugs off her dad’s infamous voice-mail, explaining that “he’s said stuff like that before.”
Oh, no worries, just dad calling me a “pig” again, LOL!

FROM “MOM” TO “SUPPRESSIVE PERSON”:  Report claims the Church of Scientology turned Nicole Kidman’s children against her
In other words, a family-friendly organization!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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