Family Fashion Police: Ali Larter
Mr. Candy, our three-year-old daughter Skye and I share our thoughts about celebrities’ outfits. Because the family that gossips together…watches E! News together? (Awwww.)
SKYE: [NODS HER HEAD]
CANDY: You like it?
SKYE: Yes! FOR ME! I want it!
CANDY: [FAINTS AT THE THOUGHT OF DAUGHTER WEARING A BANDAGE FOR A SHIRT IN PUBLIC]
MR. CANDY: This looks like what people in “Fashion Police Jail” should wear — just attach a ball-and-chain and she could be on the “Fashion Police Chain Gang.”