Top 10 Things My Kids and Cats Have in Common

Turns out, my three-year-old and 14-month-old human children share many similarities with our kids of the fluffy variety…

10.  They get underfoot and trip me at the most inopportune times.

9.  Come running when I whistle and declare, “Dinnertime!”

8.  Have an affinity for eating treats out of my hands.

7.  Jump on the furniture, no matter how many times I tell them it’s not allowed.

6.  Prefer not to wear any clothes.

5.  Give me an attitude when I ask them to clean up their messes.

4.  Can nap for long periods of time in the most uncomfortable-looking positions.

3.  Don’t like getting their hair combed.

2.  Have poop stuck on their butts sometimes.

1.  Send texts/e-mails to the effect of “Xhjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjj” to random people on my contact list after walking across my computer or playing with my cell phone.