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You Might Be a Little Brother If…


You Might Be a Little Brother If…

Telltale signs that you might be a little brother (a list inspired by noticing #1 in my own house today):

1.  You frequently are spotted with Hello Kitty stickers unknowingly stuck on your back.

2.  You are given no choice but to accessorize with copious barrettes and sparkly toenail polish.

3.  You suffer from a condition known as “perma-wedgie.”

4.  Your wardrobe consists mainly of girly hand-me-downs.

5.   The teachers at school know you as, “__________’s little brother.”

6.  You have a personal taxi service around the house.

7.  Your first words ever were, “I DIDN’T DO IT!”

And, as also inspired by my son…

8.  You take tremendous pleasure in stealing your older sister’s chair and Minnie Mouse cups.


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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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