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Rejected Sesame Street Movie Storylines


Rejected Sesame Street Movie Storylines

As you may have heard, another Sesame Street movie is in the works — and, although the movie studio has yet to nail down a premise, we at The Laughing Stork have gotten our hands on some of the movie storylines they’ve rejected so far…

1.  The Intervention:  The Sesame Street gang holds an intervention for Cookie Monster — and forces him to enter an eating disorder clinic to deal with his binge-and-purge tendencies.

2.  Fifty Shades of Yellow:  Big Bird reveals how he REALLY got his nickname.

3.  Twilight on Sesame Street:  Edward learns that he’s not the real father of Bella’s child — THE COUNT is!

4.  The Closet:  After living together for more than 40 years, Bert and Ernie finally decide it’s time… to redecorate and upgrade the closets.  (What?  What did you think I was going to say?)

5.  Oscar the Zen:  After developing a massive cramp from sitting in a trashcan for 40 years, Oscar is forced to turn to yoga, where he finds inner peace.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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