TWITTER BABY: Jessica Simpson posts pic of 8-week-old Maxwell with the greeting: “Howdy.”
Her Tweet may say “Howdy,” but her eyes are saying, “Seriously, Dad? You’re going to take a picture of me with this bedhead?!”
TABLOID “JOURNALISM”: Celebrity mom report cards, with Sandra Bullock receiving an A+ and Jennifer Lopez getting a C-
And Star magazine? Earns an A+ in asinine articles.
DOUBLING UP: Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer expecting twins
News good enough to sink their teeth into! (Ah, the vampire jokes never get old, do they? Okay, don’t answer that…)
SOCIAL MEDIA BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT: Alessandra Ambrosio introduces seven-week-old son Noah via Facebook
“At least it’s not Google Plus,” Noah thinks.
BABY NAME REVEAL: Molly Sims names her son Brooks Alan Stuber
Which would make his initials… B.S.