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The Celebrity Stork: Jessica Simpson Tweets Pic of Maxwell and Molly Sims Reveals Son’s Name


The Celebrity Stork: Jessica Simpson Tweets Pic of Maxwell and Molly Sims Reveals Son’s Name

TWITTER BABY:  Jessica Simpson posts pic of 8-week-old Maxwell with the greeting:  “Howdy.”
Her Tweet may say “Howdy,” but her eyes are saying, “Seriously, Dad?  You’re going to take a picture of me with this bedhead?!”

TABLOID “JOURNALISM”:  Celebrity mom report cards, with Sandra Bullock receiving an A+ and Jennifer Lopez getting a C-
And Star magazine?  Earns an A+ in asinine articles.

DOUBLING UP:  Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer expecting twins
News good enough to sink their teeth into!  (Ah, the vampire jokes never get old, do they?  Okay, don’t answer that…)

SOCIAL MEDIA BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT:  Alessandra Ambrosio introduces seven-week-old son Noah via Facebook
“At least it’s not Google Plus,” Noah thinks.

BABY NAME REVEAL: Molly Sims names her son Brooks Alan Stuber
Which would make his initials… B.S.

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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