A Canine’s Guide to Proper Baby-Hugging Technique
1. Locate baby.
2. Sniff subject to determine whether pre-hug diaper change is needed.
3. If you suspect baby is going to try to make a getaway, take necessary measures to keep baby in place.
4. Once detained, apply copious saliva to ensure paws effortlessly wrap around baby’s body.
5. Gently envelop delighted baby, yielding priceless photo op.