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A Canine’s Guide to Proper Baby-Hugging Technique

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A Canine’s Guide to Proper Baby-Hugging Technique

1.  Locate baby.

2.  Sniff subject to determine whether pre-hug diaper change is needed.

3.  If you suspect baby is going to try to make a getaway, take necessary measures to keep baby in place.

4.  Once detained, apply copious saliva to ensure paws effortlessly wrap around baby’s body.

5.  Gently envelop delighted baby, yielding priceless photo op.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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