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In Today’s Awkward Celebrity Family News…

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In Today’s Awkward Celebrity Family News…

Think your family has issues?  Oh, sure, it’s uncomfortable when Uncle Ron greets your mom by slapping her on the butt, but these celebrities really put the “fun” in dysfunctional…

DADDY ISSUES:  Woody Allen’s estranged son, Ronan, acknowledges Father’s Day on Twitter:

As you surely remember (who can forget?), Woody married his like-stepdaughter Soon-Yi back in 1997 (they now have two adopted daughters via an agency with apparently very loose standards).  Meanwhile, Ronan, now 24 and a Rhodes Scholar, entered college at 11 and was accepted into Yale Law at 15, though he deferred enrollment for a few years so he could do a little work with the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations.  In other words, A TOTAL MORON.  Poor kid.

CELEBRITY CAKE WRECKLeAnn Rimes designs hubby’s birthday cake with his “favorite things”:

It would appear Eddie’s favorite thing is getting it on in bed while his sons listen outside.  Hopefully, their next birthday includes earplugs.  Or, better yet, a cake featuring their own room.

HOLY INAPPROPRIATENESS:  Katy Perry dresses up little girl in her signature cupcake bra:

I never thought I’d hear myself saying this, but:  “THROW THOSE CUPCAKES AWAY, YOUNG LADY!”

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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