Think your family has issues? Oh, sure, it’s uncomfortable when Uncle Ron greets your mom by slapping her on the butt, but these celebrities really put the “fun” in dysfunctional…
DADDY ISSUES: Woody Allen’s estranged son, Ronan, acknowledges Father’s Day on Twitter:
As you surely remember (who can forget?), Woody married his like-stepdaughter Soon-Yi back in 1997 (they now have two adopted daughters via an agency with apparently very loose standards). Meanwhile, Ronan, now 24 and a Rhodes Scholar, entered college at 11 and was accepted into Yale Law at 15, though he deferred enrollment for a few years so he could do a little work with the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. In other words, A TOTAL MORON. Poor kid.
CELEBRITY CAKE WRECK: LeAnn Rimes designs hubby’s birthday cake with his “favorite things”:
It would appear Eddie’s favorite thing is getting it on in bed while his sons listen outside. Hopefully, their next birthday includes earplugs. Or, better yet, a cake featuring their own room.
HOLY INAPPROPRIATENESS: Katy Perry dresses up little girl in her signature cupcake bra:
I never thought I’d hear myself saying this, but: “THROW THOSE CUPCAKES AWAY, YOUNG LADY!”