Munchable Cheeks Alert: Jessica Simpson Debuts Baby Maxwell

Good thing I just had my daily PB&J, otherwise I just might have stalked the Simpson-Johnson household to nibble on those baby cheeks…

Looks like People was the highest bidder for the “EXCLUSIVE!” first photos of Jess and her deliciously chubby one-month-old bundle of joy, Maxwell, with fiancé Eric Johnson.  (Is it weird I’m still kind of bummed she and Nick couldn’t make it work?  Yeah?  You’re right; I need to let that go.)   “Life has completely changed,” Jessica, 31, told the People folks. “From how I sleep to what I think about, Maxwell has definitely taken over everything!”

Yup.  Get used to that, girlfriend.

Among the interview topics of discussion:  how Maxwell inherited her mom’s eyes and her dad’s calm demeanor, as well as Jessica’s C-section, from which recovering “isn’t easy.”  Jess also notes that nursing, which she does throughout the day, has become “a full-on job.”

Yup.  Get used to that, girlfriend.

Still, “It’s the worst if I have to pump and give Eric a bottle to give her,” Jessica says. “I miss holding her and having that closeness.”  (Have to admit, I’ve always felt the same way.  Selfish mamas unite!)

Congrats on your beautiful baby, guys.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to watch the “Jessica and Nick Forever Love” slideshow one last time.  (Leave me alone.  All part of the grieving process.)