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The Family Dish: Zuma Rossdale Celebrates Bookies & Madonna Laments Lourdes’ Li’l Smoking Habit

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The Family Dish: Zuma Rossdale Celebrates Bookies & Madonna Laments Lourdes’ Li’l Smoking Habit

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TOTS ON THE RED CARPET:  Gwen Stefani and 5-year-old Zuma attend the Milk + Bookies Third Annual Story Time Celebration
And I can’t help but think:  Milk and BOOKIES?  Isn’t Zuma a little young to be gambling?

MOM CONFESSIONS:  Madonna says she wants to be a “tougher” mom and dislikes Lourdes’ smoking
Oh, what child hasn’t been caught smoking in the tabloids, really?

VAMPIRE BABY ALERT:  Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer expecting a baby
That’s one baby I wouldn’t want to have to breastfeed.  Ouch.

PARTY OF FIVE:  Melissa Joan Hart expecting third child
Thus upsetting that all-important amusement park ride seating balance.  Uh-oh.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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