TOTS ON THE RED CARPET: Gwen Stefani and 5-year-old Zuma attend the Milk + Bookies Third Annual Story Time Celebration
And I can’t help but think: Milk and BOOKIES? Isn’t Zuma a little young to be gambling?
MOM CONFESSIONS: Madonna says she wants to be a “tougher” mom and dislikes Lourdes’ smoking
Oh, what child hasn’t been caught smoking in the tabloids, really?
VAMPIRE BABY ALERT: Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer expecting a baby
That’s one baby I wouldn’t want to have to breastfeed. Ouch.
PARTY OF FIVE: Melissa Joan Hart expecting third child
Thus upsetting that all-important amusement park ride seating balance. Uh-oh.