1. Have Barney teach your toddler how to respond to friends who bring lame birthday gifts.
2. Make sure Spider-Man comes with webbing!
3. Take the opportunity to say, “Today you become a man, son. Man enough to enjoy a frosted nip slip.” *Sniff*
4. Baby’s first birthday? Have fun with it! Be creative in how you add “sprinkles” to her cake.
5. Decorate the cake in a way that complements the birthday gift you got him: a fake I.D.! Awwww.