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Fun Toddler Fact of the Day


Fun Toddler Fact of the Day

Did you know The Toddler (Latin name:  Moodeus Midgeta) is capable of saying “I want M&Ms” 428 times in a row without taking a breath?  Flashing The Toddler annoyed looks and telling her “not for breakfast” in response have also been proven to increase The Toddler’s volume level ten-fold.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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