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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide for Mom

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Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide for Mom

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Have a mom in your life who deserves an extra-special treat this holiday season?  Or perhaps you are a mom in need of unique gift suggestions for yourself?  Well, look no further than The Laughing Stork’s Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide, filled with goodies we painstakingly chose by personally visiting an array of weird sites on the Internet.

And if Mom doesn’t like them, perhaps you have a weird site on the Internet to post them on.

Crocheted Uterus & Fallopian Tubes and Ovaries — Because what mom doesn’t want to remember the days when you made her uterus expand into the size of a watermelon?  So make sure she never, ever forgets with this unique opportunity to snuggle with a cuddly uterus — plus fallopian tubes!  and ovaries!  and cervix! — every night.  For the rest of her life.  $20; Etsy.com

NEXT GIFT:  LEATHER DADDY GARDEN GNOME

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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