Have a mom in your life who deserves an extra-special treat this holiday season? Or perhaps you are a mom in need of unique gift suggestions for yourself? Well, look no further than The Laughing Stork’s Last-Minute Holiday Gift Guide, filled with goodies we painstakingly chose by personally visiting an array of weird sites on the Internet.
And if Mom doesn’t like them, perhaps you have a weird site on the Internet to post them on.
Crocheted Uterus & Fallopian Tubes and Ovaries — Because what mom doesn’t want to remember the days when you made her uterus expand into the size of a watermelon? So make sure she never, ever forgets with this unique opportunity to snuggle with a cuddly uterus — plus fallopian tubes! and ovaries! and cervix! — every night. For the rest of her life. $20; Etsy.com
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