Jessica Simpson is only worth about $1 billion so, now that she’s expecting a baby and all, Jess naturally is looking for new income opportunities to help her expanding family scrape by. Thankfully, Jessica, Baby J-Simp and What’s-his-name won’t have to rely on food stamps because Weight Watchers has come through for the singer and clothing designer, whose apparel I refuse to buy on principle alone but secretly find cute.
Yes, Jessica has just inked an estimated $3 million deal with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight, according to Page Six. If you estimate she’ll have about 40 pounds to lose, that means she’ll rake in $75,000 for every pound she drops. Which equals… [QUICKLY PUNCHING SOME NUMBERS ON MY INVISIBLE CALCULATOR]… a LOT of freakin’ baby onesies.
Just remember, Jessica: Gerber onesies are like your old Daisy Dukes — they run really small.
And guess what, folks? Today is your lucky day because only The Laughing Stork has a sneak peek at a mock-up for Jessica’s Weight Watchers promotional campaign (Yes! Already!)…
No problem, new mamas!