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Jennifer Garner: Rachel Zoe Won’t Let Me Wear Maternity Clothes


Jennifer Garner: Rachel Zoe Won’t Let Me Wear Maternity Clothes

Expectant mama Jennifer Garner, who looked lovely, albeit wrinkled, in her black Lanvin mini-dress at this weekend’s screening of her new film Butter, reveals that her longtime stylist Rachel Zoe plans on keeping her out of maternity wear for as long as possible.

“Rachel is still determined not to put me in maternity clothes,” says Jen. “I think she was so little when she was pregnant, she didn’t wear them. Sooner or later, she is going to have to put me in them!  Eventually that’s going to happen, but so far she’s gotten her way!”

It’s true: Rachel was pregnant with a Skittle, so avoiding elastic waistbands was a bit easier for her.

Jennifer, who is expecting her third child (rumored to be a boy, but who knows) with Ben Affleck, says she still has about “four months to go” until her due date.  Which means this could be a St. Patty’s Day baby.   In which case, this Guinness is for you, Baby Garner-Affleck!  (What?  Hey, it’s five o’clock somewhere.  And it’s all in the name of celebrating the beginning of life!  *Ahem*)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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