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Jessica Simpson Confirms She is Going to Be a “Mummy”

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Jessica Simpson Confirms She is Going to Be a “Mummy”

In news that surprised, well, nobody, Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she is, indeed, pregnant.

Papa Simpson was unable to negotiate big bucks for the news, apparently, so Jessica announced it via — where else? — Twitter, writing: “!!!ANNOUNCEMENT!!!” on Monday, tweeting a link to her Web site, where she confirmed the news with the post, “It’s True!  I am going to be a mummy,” accompanied by a picture of herself wrapped in white bedazzled cloth holding her baby bump.

Cute.  I also appreciate that she’s sporting the kind of hair that most new moms have the first year after having a child.

This is the first child for Jessica and her fiance Eric Johnson, who occupies the same space in my mind as Kris Humphries.  The couple got engaged last November.

Congrats to Mummy Simpson and Pops Johnson!

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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