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Finally! A Sighting of Natalie Portman’s Son Aleph

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Finally! A Sighting of Natalie Portman’s Son Aleph

And what deliciously nibble-able thighs you have there, young man!  (Yes, I have a chubby baby thigh addiction.)

This is the first good glimpse we’ve gotten of the Oscar winner with her three-month-old cutie, Aleph (more on the, um, curious name here).  The relentless paparazzi finally tracked them down leaving a friend’s house in Hollywood.  Baby daddy is ballet dancer and French hottie Benjamin Millepied.

Aleph Millepied.  Try saying THAT five times fast.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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