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Baby Milestones: Perception versus Reality

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Baby Milestones: Perception versus Reality

As parents of babies, we look forward to witnessing our precious little ones mastering all of the exciting milestones.  Like reaching and grabbing.  Crawling.  And talking.  And walking.  We romanticize just how amazing it’s going to be, but sometimes, the eventual reality of how these milestones pan out is slightly different than our initial perception.  For example:

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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