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Candy’s Awkward Family Photoblog: The Post-Scolding Pout


Candy’s Awkward Family Photoblog: The Post-Scolding Pout

Once in a lifetime comes a parenting blog with photographs so touching, it makes your ovaries ache.  This is not that blog.

The family kindly took me out for a birthday brunch, complete with stacks of blueberry pancakes, a table next to a dancing water fountain and a toddler who insisted on pulling the paper table cloth.  Hard.  After the third time of patiently asking her to refrain from pulling the entire contents of our table on the ground, I finally scolded her, “Skylar.  STOP IT!”  in my “I mean business” tone of voice.

Thirty seconds later, Mr. Candy snapped this picture of us:

There it is:  the post-scolding pout.  Notice my firm grip on her arms.  My smile might say, “What a beautiful morning with the family!” but my hands say, “I know better than to trust this loose cannon.”

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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