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Suri Cruise — GASP! — Wears Red Lipstick

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Suri Cruise — GASP! — Wears Red Lipstick

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On the heels of Liam McDermott’s “Nail Polish-gate,” comes yet another scandal that has rocked the online world:  the sight of five-year-old Suri Cruise wearing red lipstick.  In addition to it clashing with her pink accessories (I expect more from you, Suri, I really do), some people think it’s simply too mature of a look for the li’l fashionista.

I mean, really.  Letting your young daughter play around with makeup like that?   How inappropriate!  How wrong!  How…

Oops.  Perhaps I’m in no position to judge.  *Ahem*

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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