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Victoria Beckham Introduces Harper to a VIP (Very Important Place): The Mall


Victoria Beckham Introduces Harper to a VIP (Very Important Place): The Mall

On Sunday, Posh took her traveling zoo — daughter Harper, almost two months, and sons Brooklyn, 12, Romeo, 9, and Cruz, 6 — to The Grove, a lovely outdoor shopping mall right here in my ‘hood.  Mr. Candy and I took our traveling zoo there on Saturday.  Too bad we missed the Beckhams; we wouldn’t mind making a love match between Miss Skye and one of their boys.  (Can never arrange your daughter’s marriage too early, I always say!)

Perhaps most newsworthy of all:  Victoria, 37, was reportedly walking around in — GASP! — flats, thanks to a slipped disk.

You know what they say:  First come flats, then come mom jeans…

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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