While the East Coast braced itself for the wrath of Irene last weekend, Pink and her 3-month-old daughter, Willow Sage, took advantage of Southern California’s sweet weather and hit the sands of Malibu under a huge umbrella.
Nearby, Willow’s dad, Carey Hart, was sporting a T-shirt with a Pabst Blue Ribbon logo, which just happened to be his drink of choice that afternoon.
Listen, I am a huge Pink fan — seriously, HUGE — but I am beginning to rethink whether these people should be raising a child. What awful role models! I mean, really… PABST BLUE RIBBON? No child deserves to be taught that PBR is an acceptable libation. None!
Now, Guinness… that’s a whole ‘nother story.
Perhaps I need to write a children’s book of beer to help educate little ones whose parents are beer-challenged, such as poor, poor Willow. (Hillary was right: It really does take a village.)