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Pink and Baby Willow Hit the Beach in Presence of Lousy Beer

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Pink and Baby Willow Hit the Beach in Presence of Lousy Beer

While the East Coast braced itself for the wrath of Irene last weekend, Pink and her 3-month-old daughter, Willow Sage, took advantage of Southern California’s sweet weather and hit the sands of Malibu under a huge umbrella.

Nearby, Willow’s dad, Carey Hart, was sporting a T-shirt with a Pabst Blue Ribbon logo, which just happened to be his drink of choice that afternoon.

Listen, I am a huge Pink fan — seriously, HUGE — but I am beginning to rethink whether these people should be raising a child.  What awful role models!  I mean, really… PABST BLUE RIBBON?  No child deserves to be taught that PBR is an acceptable libation.  None!

Now, Guinness… that’s a whole ‘nother story.

Perhaps I need to write a children’s book of beer to help educate little ones whose parents are beer-challenged, such as poor, poor Willow.  (Hillary was right:  It really does take a village.)

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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