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Beyonce is Pregnant — Like, Really, Truly Pregnant — So We Need to Name Her Baby
After approximately two-hundred-trillion-and-three rumors that Beyonce is pregnant, she really is with child. Yup! Really. Truly. Pregnant.
Hours after confirming her pregnancy to photographers on the black carpet at MTV’s Video Music Awards, Beyonce began her song “Love on Top” with a nod to Baby-Z: “Tonight, I want you to stand up on your feet — I want you to feel the love that’s growing inside me!”
Once her song was done, Beyonce, 29, then unbuttoned her jacket, rubbed her belly, and flashed a giant smile. In the audience, hubby Jay-Z (real name: Shawn Carter), 41, beamed ear-to-ear as pal Kanye West congratulated him. Although I’m sure Kanye was thinking, “When I have a baby, I’m going to announce it with fireworks. And a personal blessing from the Dalai Lama! Suckas!”
Congrats, you crazy kids, on Baby… wait. What SHOULD we name their baby? (Notice I didn’t say what should they name their baby…) Let’s put it to a vote!
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