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Salma Hayek and Valentina Touch Down in The City of Light


Salma Hayek and Valentina Touch Down in The City of Light

Salma Hayek, who apparently bathes in the Fountain of Youth, and her daughter Valentina, who turns 4 next month, arrived in Paris from Los Angeles yesterday.  Ah, the glamorous life.  The pair were joined by papa, French billionaire François-Henri Pinault, and his two older children François and Mathide.

It recently was confirmed that Valentina has another brother about the same age as she (from when Salma and Pinault were “on a break,” Ross-and-Rachel style):  Supermodel Linda Evangelista is seeking $46,000 a month in child support from Pinault for their 4-year-old son Augustin James.

So this guy has had “relations” with both Linda Evangelista and Salma Hayek?  Poor guy… must be sick of getting used for his looks.

Pinault’s lawyer wasn’t exactly receptive to Evangelista’s demands, arguing that the expenditures were unnecessary and that Evangelista could well afford the costs herself.

“She testified that she wants to have a 24-hour nanny because she does not want to be alone with the child,” complained Pinaut’s lawyer, David Aronson.

Well, that seems like a reasonable request to me.  I think she should also request a mother-child liaison so she never has to speak to the kid directly either.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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