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Katherine Heigl Obviously Slips Kahlua in Her Daughter’s Milk

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Katherine Heigl Obviously Slips Kahlua in Her Daughter’s Milk

How else can she explain such a delightfully subdued, well-behaved two-year-old, just quietly eating her lunch without flipping over her chair in a Worldwide Wrestling-like move or screaming “MOMMY!  UP!  MOMMY UP!” more times than Paris Hilton changes boyfriends?

Or, um, is that just my two-year-old?  (Rhetorical question, thankyouverymuch.)

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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