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Super-Sperminator Update: Kevin Federline Welcomes Baby #5


Super-Sperminator Update: Kevin Federline Welcomes Baby #5

If you were just thinking we could use more of Kevin Federline’s DNA in this world, you’re in luck!  Also, you’re insane!

Kevin, more popularly known as Britney Spears’ ex-hubby and rapper extraordinaire, and his girlfriend Victoria Prince welcomed a baby girl yesterday.  The 33-year-old and his girlfriend of two years, 28, named their new addition Jordan Kay.

“Everything was perfect and everyone is doing well,” the super-sperminator tells Us.

In April, Kevin explained the name choice: “[Victoria] said that if we were going to have a little girl, she wanted to name her Jordan. And then, we actually thought that it was a boy, but we stuck with the name Jordan because, you know, it fits both ways.”

So there you have it.

Kevin, as you likely know, also has sons Sean Preston, 5, and Jayden, 4, with Brit-Brit, as well as a daughter Kori, 9, and son Kaleb, 7, with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.


As far as what the future holds for K-Fed and Victoria, a volleyball player turned special-education teacher, Kevin says: “I do want to get married.  But I will wait until I have the courage to propose.”

Maybe one of these days he’ll also have the courage to figure out those newfangled things called condoms.

Congrats, you crazy kids!

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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