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World, Meet Bingham Hawn Bellamy. Bingham Hawn Bellamy, Meet World.

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World, Meet Bingham Hawn Bellamy. Bingham Hawn Bellamy, Meet World.

"DAD! Not now. I haven't even combed my few hairs."

Rocker and proud papa Matt Bellamy Tweeted this first photo of his son Bingham Hawn on Sunday night, as the 5-week-old snuggled with mom Kate Hudson.

“Family life!” wrote the Muse frontman.  “How sweet it is!”

You know what else is sweet?  THOSE BABY THIGHS.  Nom, nom, nom.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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