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Parental Facebook Fail: Mom Announces Aunt Flow’s First Visit

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Parental Facebook Fail: Mom Announces Aunt Flow’s First Visit

File this under: Moms who should just step away from the keyboard.

I’ve heard of birth and wedding announcements, but never menstruation announcements.  Isn’t 10-year-old Elisa lucky to have a mom to make this announcement for her on Facebook?  She’s like the Facebook crier:  Aunt Flow’s in town!  Aunt Flow’s in town!  Sure, that “little turkey” Alexis may have told the neighborhood, but Elisa’s mom told everyone else.  Which is just unacceptable.  Period.  (Be sure to follow Elisa’s mom on Twitter for daily updates on the growth status of Elisa’s breasts!)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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