File this under: Moms who should just step away from the keyboard.
I’ve heard of birth and wedding announcements, but never menstruation announcements. Isn’t 10-year-old Elisa lucky to have a mom to make this announcement for her on Facebook? She’s like the Facebook crier: Aunt Flow’s in town! Aunt Flow’s in town! Sure, that “little turkey” Alexis may have told the neighborhood, but Elisa’s mom told everyone else. Which is just unacceptable. Period. (Be sure to follow Elisa’s mom on Twitter for daily updates on the growth status of Elisa’s breasts!)