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Husbands Most Likely to Cheat, Agree to Do Electric Slide at Weddings

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Husbands Most Likely to Cheat, Agree to Do Electric Slide at Weddings

Here is some romantic news:  Weddings aren’t just for celebrating marriages, they’re also for betraying marriages!

IllicitEncounters.com — which I just googled and touts itself as “a discreet and confidential extra marital affairs dating service for women and men” (how sweet!) — surveyed 2,000 cheating men (their own clients, I presume) and learned that the most popular place for men to cheat is — YUP! — weddings.  In fact, one third of them had cheated at a wedding where they were sans wife.

*SIGH*  Whatever happened to loyal husbands who simply got wasted at the open bar, went back to their hotel room and passed out in front of a cheesy Skinemax flick?  Or am I just an ol’ romantic?

The places men are most likely to cheat:

Wedding: 32 percent
Bachelor party: 27 percent
Office Christmas party: 21 percent
School reunion: 9 percent

Meanwhile, women thought their partner was most likely to cheat at these places:

Office Christmas party: 37 percent
Bachelor party: 35 percent
School reunion: 17 percent
Wedding: 11 percent

D’oh.

I have to admit, there IS something about that Electric Slide that is… well…ELECTRIC!  No wonder everybody’s getting it on.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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