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Donald Trump Steals Ivanka’s Thunder, Announces Granddaughter’s Name


Donald Trump Steals Ivanka’s Thunder, Announces Granddaughter’s Name

Donald Trump has never met a publicity opportunity he didn’t like — and his own granddaughter’s name announcement was no exception.

“I just left the hospital and the baby is beautiful. [Ivanka’s] doing great,” The Doland, 65, told Fox & Friends. “Arabella Rose is the baby’s name – I just found that out by the way.”

Hey, Ivanka is just the mother of the kid, after all.  No sense in letting her have all the fun and make the announcement herself.  *Ahem*

Already having the wind taken out of her mommy sails, Ivanka made a follow-up announcement via Twitter shortly thereafter:

“Jared and I are having so much fun playing with our daughter!” Trump, 29, writes. “Arabella Rose is beyond adorable. She’s truly a blessing.”

No word on when Arabella Rose will embark on her inevitable career as a Disney princess.  (Right?  Arabella Rose!  That name was just made for poofy dresses.)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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